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[Jul. 19th, 2005|01:47 pm]
mike saturday
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW MY FRIEND JOEY

This is my friend Joey.


Joey and I are crazy fuckers. We went on a month long trip where we ingested copious amounts of drugs and alcohol, and managed to move ourselves about 17,000 kilometers in the process. That's half way around the world. Our new crazy plan is to become publishing moguls. Joey wrote a book, called Lockpick Pornography, which is about queer terrorism, from what I can tell. There are crazy beatings, crazy sex scenes, all sorts of stuff. It's pretty good. But you can read most of it here and make your own decisions.

So yeah, this crazy fucker and I, we're going to publish his book, full colour covers, professionally printed and bound, a real friggin' book. It will be a couple chapters longer than the website version, it might even be illustrated, if we can get a certain amazing illustrator to unbusy himself for us. It's going to be finished and mailed out in the middle of August, if nothing goes wrong. The book is $10 CAN for Canadians and $10 US for Americans, plus $3 shipping. If you order one now while we're pre-selling, as a thank you it'll be signed and numbered out of 200, and come with a special illustrated zine, too.

Alright, that's the pitch. Here's the website: http://www.lockpickbook.net.

xo.
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[User Picture]From: what_evaa
2005-07-20 04:23 am (UTC)
that is a sweet pastry
and i like this book so far!
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[User Picture]From: beathearts
2005-07-20 04:34 am (UTC)
hey, thanks for the enthusiasm. the book on the web ends with a sort of pseudo ending, the printed version has a few more chapters in it.

and the pastry, which we thought woudl be good, was only coloured bread, and it was sick.
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[User Picture]From: saywhatsaywhat
2005-07-24 03:29 am (UTC)
from what i've read on the website , it's amazing
i'll be ordering it very soon!
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[User Picture]From: beathearts
2005-07-24 07:01 pm (UTC)
awesome! i'm glad you like it!
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